Even when I’ve had a crummy year, I always find a little joy come Christmas time. There’s nothing to complain about getting cool gifts and days off from work. And while this year wasn’t too crummy and I got this entire Xmas weekend off, I don’t have that Xmas joy this year. I’d like to blame it on that shitty, shitty thing that happened in November where I realized that, even in the year 2016, there are some people in our country that want the rest of us to go back to the year 1956. May those backward fuckers (and the 47 (!) percent who didn’t vote) be pelted with coal for the next
four two-and-a-half years (I’m being optimistic here).
To the rest of you that VOTED, and voted correctly this year, still hate the Kuntrashians and Pill Cosby, and at least took the time to read what I’ve written here and not wished the plague on me after, happy holidays to you.
The past two Xmas entries, I posted videos featuring the SJ Sharks. I’d like to keep the tradition going, but I know who my real hockey team is, and, hey, they won the Stanley Cup this year. Plus I couldn’t find the Sharks Xmas vid for this year. So, here are mah Penguins parodying “Elf”. Hahahaha to see Malkin in an elf costume and Phil Kessel in general. I giggle every time I see Kessel’s face. I’d say he’s funnier than anything Amy Schumer has done, but then that would be acknowledging that Schumer is a comedian in the first place.