Finally, I have something actually sexy to talk about.
I have a brand-spanking new crush object to lust foolishly over:
This is David Gandy. Male model from the UK. I hear he also writes, but I think I know what his real day job is. And I’m happy to report that he’s superb in his day job.
There’s been talk about what his real age is and this and that, but whatever. I don’t know why the fuck some, ahem, women are looking for their own “Christian Grey” in their lives. (Haha those sad hos.) Fuck that shit. I want a David Gandy in my life! A total ovary-shaker right there.
The other beauty I like to speak of here is a beauty icon of mine:
Cindy Crawford. The mien that was both all-American and exotic at the same time. The physique that worked the runways of Milan and Paris and Playboy magazine. That mole! There has not been another female model let alone celebrity that came after Cindy that has matched her wholesome hotness. She was a good girl, but not in a cheesy, sappy way, and was never a difficult bitch, but assertive and knew what she wanted. Though she kept the same look throughout her entire modeling career (that’s still going 30+ years after her start!), don’t think Cindy had versatility. She walked the catwalk for the top designers of her time, modeled for all the major photographers of her time as well, was the Revlon girl for years and the first “House of Style” host and over 500 magazines covers to her name…*catches breath* Oh yeah, there was that one movie she was in 20 years ago, but she didn’t let that get to her.
And that was another thing I adored about Cindy. She was never full of herself. Never heard of a lick of egotistical bullshit from her. She ‘fessed up when she did wrong, and doesn’t pretend that shit didn’t happen (on the rare occasions she did wrong). And so when I saw these new pictures of her, and that she didn’t do a thing for them to be pulled, I was all too impressed. A beauty icon, allowing un-retouched pictures of her to be made public. (Unlike, oh, the fans of this chick.) Yes, she has aged, but it’s natural. For all the highest superlatives many have given her over the years, Cindy has proven time and again that she is, after all, human.
Though there are times when that’s forgotten. And perhaps rightfully so. And Cindy wouldn’t blame you.
Oh yeah, a happy 49th birthday to her today as well. And to sexy boy David above, who turned 35 yesterday.