The NHL Playoffs, I mean. I’d talk about the NBA playoffs, but I’d rather see it all burn down to the ground. Or I’ll just wait until some team knocks out the Miami Heat, preferably before the Finals round.
This is my bracket. I’m tempted to participate in those online bracket challenges where you play for cash, but I don’t think I’ll do that this year. (The big-money contests are asking you to even predict how many rounds each of the series will go. Eh, just worrying over the Penguins is enough for me.) If all my picks happen to be correct in the end (hahahaha), I will whore myself in a brothel to make up for the money I could have won.
Yes, you are seeing that right. I’m favoring my favorite team over the hometown team in the Finals. If it’s someone else other than the Pens reppin’ the East, then I root for the Sharks.
Blue Jackets–thanks for winning when I wanted you to, and I’m happy you’re in the Playoffs and giving your team, your fans, and your city something to cheer about. But…